Post by wynne SHANNON evans on Dec 16, 2011 21:47:51 GMT -5
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wynne shannon evans.
junior ,, kappa iota gamma ,, bisexual ,, disgusting ,, robert sheehan
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Wynne Shannon Evans is twenty-two years old. He was born in Clonmacnois, Ireland on May twelfth, 1989. He's the president of Kappa Iota Gamma.
Wynne stands at 6'2" but he's not entirely gangly or awkward. He's just long. He's got a tattoo on his wrist of a couple of stars and there are a few black scars from cigarette burns.
PERSONALITY ;;
[ - ] DISLOYAL
Loyalty is a word that doesn't exist in Wynne's vocabulary. Or rather, it does, but he doesn't use it for himself. He expects others to be loyal to him but he jumps from friend to friend faster than you can blink, tell people the secrets he's heard along the way without a second thought. He's a disloyal, lousy scoundrel and you should never forget that. Most people do though.
[ - ] CRUDE
Wynne has no censor unless he's around children. He's one of the most vile, disgusting, raunchy men you will ever meet. He has no shame in talking about that time he had sex with a dead fish and it gave him a really horrible rash and made him ooze green for a week. He'll go ahead and use the most squealchy-sounding insults he can think of in a public place and he'll use them loudly. He has no shame about how vile he is.
[ - ] MEAN
He's a mean, mean man. It's likely he doesn't realize he's being mean at the time or even mean to be mean but Wynne can do and say some really cruel things. And unless you're a very close friend, he won't apologize to you. Even if he feels bad, he'll leave it and let you live with it. He sure as hell can live with it.
[ + ] SILLY
For all his bad qualities, Wynne's a pretty silly fella. Not necessarily in a cutesy way, but he has his moments of being perfectly, oddly adorable that make it a little bit hard to hate him. A lot hard.
[ +/- ] CHILDISH
Despite being a grown man that can make other grown men cry with his insults, Wynne's also quite childish. He's capable of the most disruptive, embarrassing tantrums you've ever seen in your life. He can kick up the biggest fuss ever over nothing at all. If you have something, he wants it until you haven't got it. You can't sit in that seat because it's his. He's a big baby sometimes.
[ + ] PROTECTIVE
Wynne's a disloyal bastard. We covered that, but sometimes he has his moments. Some people he gravitates toward(some people three or four at most, and even then he can be pretty mean to them) and those are the ones he's slightly gentler to, but even though he's a disloyal twat he would still die for any one of his friends. Even if he screwed them over a thousand times, he would still take a bullet to the dick for them.
[ + ] WISE
When he isn't causing trouble or being a fussy brat, he can be smart. His outlook on life is a bit different and if you're special, he'll share it with you. Still, that doesn't mean he'll always be this wise. It sort of comes out in bursts that tend to surprise people and then he goes back to being an insufferable twat.
[ - ] VIOLENT
Wynne loves to fight. He'll run away screaming if someone comes at him, but while you're laughing he's off fetching a baseball bat to club your head in with. He's been arrested a few times for domestic violence and is even less fun to brawl with when he's drunk. On top of being just a violent person, he's also kind of unstoppable. Once he gets fighting, it's hard to make him stop and if he goes down, it's pretty rare for him to not get right back up and either laugh his ass off, have another drink or charge at your ass again.
[ + ] HUMOROUS
For all his bad qualities, Wynne's a funny guy. He makes people laugh, he has a good time. Even if you hate the living hell out of him, he's guaranteed to make you at least crack a smile now and again. He's an interesting fella, this one.
History ;;
Wynne is the youngest child in his family. He has three sisters(Teressa, Laehla and Aoife) and a brother, Eames. Their parents were your typical Irish Catholic parents; his mother sat at home in front of her sewing machine chatting on the telephone to her friends, his father smacked his kids and dragged them all to his butcher shop so they could carry on the family name. Whatever the fuck that meant. Usually being the youngest meant being the most pampered, but as far as the Evans kids go, Wynne was ignored. Nobody had time for him, so he lashed out. So he got into fights at school. So he vandalized the neighbours' homes. So he cut holes in his sisters' dresses(and sustained considerably brutal beatings for it). He caused as much trouble as he possibly could as quickly as he could because he knew when he was through, his mother would bend him over her knee and beat him with a wooden spoon. When she was through his father would do the same but with his bare, flat palm. Those punishments were the closest he got to having a real relationship with his parents.
He graduated a year early and moved out with his brother, Eames. Eames wasn't much better than they were because he liked to beat the hell out of Wynne for fun rather than for a reason. Still, he was out of the house. He'd spent seventeen years fighting for their attention and the only thing that ever made them look up from their own lives was the news that Wynne got some girl pregnant. It wasn't quite that simple but that was how they saw it; as another mistake made by their biggest mistake. The truth was, Wynne thought he was in love. He moved out so he could have a place for his babymama to live if her parents kicked her out. He got a job so he could support her and the baby and one day in the park with a ring made out of twigs, he proposed to her. Shani's dad was not impressed. At all. Word got out he was armed, angry and looking for Wynne so the lovebirds got married and(towing Eames along since he was the one with the cash) took off to San Francisco. The baby was had, the family was dysfunctional but happy.
At least, Wynne thought they were happy. He thought he was making his young bride happy by working twelve-hour days, coming home and taking care of the baby, doing everything in his power to give Shani and his daughter Claire everything they could possibly need or want but apparently it wasn't enough. Apparently his brother Eames had something he didn't because three years after they got married, Shani confessed to her husband that she'd been cheating on him the entire time. With his brother. And he'd been working his ass off to provide for a baby that wasn't his, but Eames'.
So Wynne moved again. He left his brother and his wife(who he couldn't be bothered to divorce) and his kid that wasn't his and he started going to school. Nobody's really sure how he managed to afford it, what he's taking or why he even decided to attend university at all, being the fuck-up that he is. Still, he's been there for two years and hasn't yet failed or been kicked out so that must be something.
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